Wednesday, 12 October 2011

That didnt just happen!!!!

 
OMG!  'Gbese'!!!
Okay. 
Out with the boss, walking behind him when its noticed - an ant crawling on his buttocks. Like a good person  (not wanting the boss to get stung in the ass, even though he may deserve it) you try hitting off the insect gently trying not to attract boss's attention. 
Just about to, boss suddenly stops so the distance of his ass to ur hand is mis-judged and 'kpai!' u end up slapping boss hard on his ass!!! He turns and gives u that 'you are dead!' look. You freeze, looking as stupid as is humanly possible
Chei, wetin i wan do???
 

6 comments:

  1. lwtmb...............apologise with a lot of errrmmmms and explain. he/she wont kill u.lol

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  2. hahahahah, I agree with Luciano sha! just apologize and explain.

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  3. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I`m seriously laughing out loud.. lol

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  4. LMFAO. too funny. just explain, im sure the boss will understand lol.

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  5. Una dey laff me abi? No wahala.lol. Anyway, i somehow managed not to burst into the most convulsive laughter u can imagine, kept myself looking as meek as possible and just mumbled a stupid sounding 'sorry sir'. Make im go siddon joor, if na im babe slap am for bum bum, shebi im go call am affection.

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