Thursday, 24 November 2011

Grammer isnt easy!

You think say you sabi speak English language abi? You smile with inner pride at your command of the language?
Ok, You try and beat this from one of Naija's most 'grammatical' men


Normal : people who leave in glass houses should not throw stones. 
Chris okotie : individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

Normal : All that glitters is not gold. 
Chris okotie : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

Normal : birds of the same feather flock together.
Chris okotie : members of an avian specie of identical plumage tend to congregate.

Normal : cleanliness is next to godliness. 
Chris okotie : freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguos to rectitude.

Normal : there is no use crying over split milk.
Chris okotie : it is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lacteal fluid.

Normal : u can't try to teach an old dog new tricks.
Chris okotie : its fruitless to attempt to indocrinate a superanuated canine wit innovative manoeuvres.

Normal : where there is fire there is smoke.
Chris okotie : where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous material there is conflagration.

Normal : All work and no play make jack a dull boy.
Chris okotie : exclusive dedication to necessitous chore without interludes of Hendonistic diversion renders jack a hebenditous fellow.

You go figure!!!


1 comment:

  1. I can't even listen to him cos I would have a headache. Also in his camp of ogbogbo English is Hon. Patrick. More grease to their elbows abi lips in this case. *smh*


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