Monday, 28 November 2011


Hiiii! Hope you had a good weekend. The way weekends race past these days isnt really funny. You get back from work on friday and before you can say 'Robin Hood' its sunday night!!! And how i dont like sunday nights!
Anyhow sha, man must work so dat man must wack, abi?

Saw something on one of my mischevious friend's facebook wall and just couldnt stop laffing. I remember when i was in the Uni, guys actually used to pick quarrels with their babes when christmas or valentine was approaching! I remember one girl living in my off-campus compound. It was towards valentine day and she told me to watch, that her boyfriend made a habit of picking a fight with her when a celebration was on the way so as not to have to get her a gift (in her oppinion anyway). And that he always came for them to make up a few weeks after. Well, she said that that particular val's period, she wouldnt give into a fight no matter what he did. And mehn, did he try?? That period eh, na so so Stanley voice we dey hear for compound. Ini no just answer am. Every little thing, the guy will complain and yell, my babe just chill. Valentine's day, they exchanged gifts (cant remember what he bought for her though but i remember her saying it was worth the headache) the very next day, she picked a fight and broke up with him! Do me i do u abi? Very funny couple they were. Lost count of how  many times they broke up and made up.

So back to what i saw on my friend's wall.
Here goes:

For Single Guys Only
Here are few tips to have a Merry Xmas and make it to 2012 financially healthy.
1. Flee from Persons with feminine appearances, except thy Mum.
2. Thou shall not make up with Ex-Babes, avoid their calls, pleas from their Best Friends, Pastors, Imams, Parents especially their Mums.
3. Thou shall not smile to Ladies you meet in the Banks, Shopping Malls and other Public Places where money changes hands.
4. Thou shall not keep a straight face when in a public transport; Thou shall not laugh at jokes especially if told by a Feminine Personality beside you.
5. Thou shall not plead, run after or solicit to have her back if she walks away from you angrily...just believe in the saying
"Agaracha must come back".
6. For those whose girl friends are so smart not to pick up quarrels with you; hmmm...try the 'first to complain method'. Complain about every single thing you can think of, Boko-Haram, GEJ, EFCC, Salty Food, Pressure from work, Economy, Subsidy Removal, Missing Remote Control (hide it if you can). Something must get her upset to start an early Xmas quarrel.

So babes, watch out ooo! LOL

Wish you the best of the week. You guys take care.


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  1. Aha, no wonder YY id quarreling with me right now! No wahala, two can play the game

  2. lol @ Honeydame, take am easy with YY o! How u dey?

  3. LOL. *Agaracha must really come back*. I quite agree with you cos I have seen it happen with some people. It's funny the way they make up and are all lovey dovey a while after the celebration.

  4. LOL @ Agaracha must come back. I haven't heard that in a while. I think # 1 set the tone for the other items on the list. And now, I want to see who will really obey these rules 'cos babes can smell dis kain game a mile away.

  5. lol @ avoid pleas from pastors, Imams and mums. GUYS!!! we know their strategies anytime anyday.

  6. @ Che, no be small thing o.
    @ relentless builder, babes don wise up now oo. and like is said '2 can play the game'.lol
    @ eyesoftruth, that part got me laffing too. i could just imagine a pastor/imam going to plead to a guy on behalf of a babe. funny picture

  7. That is one good thing about being broke, you don't have to lie/pretend, and definitely don't feel guilty when you say "Ba Kudi".

  8. Those your friends are a funny couple. I've heard about guys and their tactics to avoid spending on their babes, lol...


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