Weeweechu - Go figure!

One beautiful December evening, Emeka and his girlfriend, Nwakaego were sitting by the side of the river. It was a romantic full moon evening, when Emeka said,
"Hey, asa nwa, let's do Weeweechu."
Oh no, not now, let's just look at the moon and kiss!" said Nwakaego.
Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Emeka begged.
"But I wanna just hold your hand, watch the moon and kiss you." replied Nwakaego.
Please, my nwa a na gba ticket ekiri (pretty babe that people buy ticket to look at), just once please, do Weeweechu with me."
Nwakaego looked at Emeka and said, "OK, just one time, we will do Weeweechu".
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Emeka grabbed his guitar and they both began to sing . . .
"Weeweechu a Mely Klistmas,
Weeweechu a Mely Klistmas,
Weeweechu a Mely Klistmas,
and a Happy New Year."
"WEEWEECHU" IS NOT WHAT YOU WERE THINKING WAS IT????  Tell us,truthfully, what you thought 'weeweechu' was.

LOL

Merry Christmas in advance and enjoy a Happy New Year

Money cannot waste!

This xmas, All na d same.

U buy eggroll N150, I buy puff puff N15, boil one egg N30, all na N45... #MoneyCannotWaste.

U buy 5 alive N300, I buy orange +mango+pineapple N80 naira..my own get natural nutrient..

#MoneyCannotWaste.

... Nepa cut ur light, U pay N2000 sharp sharp, I wait, call electrician for nite for N200 fix my wire back..
#MoneyCannotWaste.

U buy milo, milk and sugar, I buy cowbell chocolate which already contains every...
#MoneyCannotWaste

U pay 5k go watch MI for show, I buy him cd N100, stay room play and sing along #MoneyCannotWaste

U dey chop pop corn of N1000 for silverbird cinema and I dey chop guguru & epa of N20 for house dey watch tv..shebi our mouth dey move, movie dey show! #MoneyCannotWaste

U buy red bull N300 to become active, I buy paraga N20, Am super active...mtcheww
#MoneyCannotWaste

U buy red wine, I buy zobo and add squadron, all ną red wine...
#MoneyCannotWaste

U fix 100k brazillian hair, I buy N3k xpression attachment, I fine pass you...n guys don't know d difference

 #MoneyCannotWaste

U go club for VI, buy hennesey of 40k, Me go one joint, buy alomo N200..all na highness
#MoneyCannotWaste

U pay N50 to watch match in a viewing centre, I stand outside to watch d match all na d same..
#MoneyCannotWaste...

You buy new xmas cloth, i wash my old one, iron am wel well with spray starch wear am on 25th with swagger - all na the same

#MoneyCannotWaste...

Mtchewww..
Abeg Abeg!!!! I no fit shout!!!!=)) 

LOL

How are you all doing. You take care of yourselves for me oooo.

Ciao!

How do you...........................?

Hello people, How was your weekend? Trust you guys had it well.
I dont know why but i am feeling like today is friday! Can you imagine? On a monday i am feeling like its a friday. Well, that goes to show that i have wound down for the year (sub-consciously). I just dey mark time dey wait for holiday to start.

I want you guys to help me out with some answers. The game can be summarized as 'How do you'?

Here goes:

1. How do you tell that really pleasant girl that she has bad breath without hurting her feelings?
2. How do you tell one of your male colleagues that he has body odour without hurting his feelings?
3. How do you get back on track when a mighty belch just escapes you in the board room as you are about closing that your powerful presentation?
4. How do you tell your boss that he has just lied without coming off as rude and risking getting fired?
5. How do you tackle that chicken in your plate down to the bone without coming off as a hungry fellow?
6. How do you dispel the smell of fart that jumped right out of you (silently) while you were in your colleagues air-conditioned car?
7. How do you tell that new 'toaster' that you are sick of meeting stingy guys and that you hope he will be more generous without coming off as being materialistic? (and dont you even begin to tell me that that does not matter!)
8. How do you tell that new boyfriend that passionate kissing does not mean he has to fill ur throat with his tongue (having you fight for breath) without making him feel inadequate?!
9. How do you say 'You are a cunning bastard!' to that cunny bastard of a colleague who awaits every opportunity to drag you down and shine?
10. How do you say 'Stop staring at my boobs' to that boss whose eye level never goes above your chest when he is talking to/with you?

So lets see how far you guys can help answer some questions of national importance

Christmas in the air!

Its in the air. The thrill and excitement is brewing. The air is getting drier - the xmas way. People have started asking the 'will u be travelling' questions. Companies have started putting up decorations. People have started shopping.

Xmas truely is in the air.

Do people still buy 'christmas cloths'? I remember when i was little, my mum used to get our cloths by end of August/beginning of September in order to avoid the xmas shopping rush and the accompanying price hikes in goods. She will buy the cloths (about 2 or 3 different ones - 1 for xmas day, 1 for new year's day and, and 1 for any other sunday in between) and put them in a box above her wardrobe. Every weekend from then till xmas, we will bug her to bring down the box so we can look at our cloths again and bask in the euphoria of having new stuff. Thing is, we might have other new cloths bought along the line o, but that particular set that has been termed 'xmas cloths' have a different effect on us.

We also had christmas shoes,christmas, wrist watch, christmas sunglasses (those rubber multi colored ones), christmas pants etc. Everything we wear on the 25th December morning has gast to be new!

Mehn! It used to be so much fun. We usually travelled to the east around the 23rd of December and that part, we always looked forward to. I remember the kids in the village running after our car when we turn into the road leading to our compound shouting 'Uncle Lagos anota' (Lagos uncle is back) i will grin with pride and excitement. Then when we get to the compound, mumsie will make us all greet our cousins, uncles and aunties in ibo.

The fun of Christmas. I dont think there is any other holiday in the world that has this kind of air around it and the kind of excitement and buzz that Christmas generates.

I may not have 'Christmas cloths' anymore, but i still have the same excitement i used to have when i was little.

Christmas in the air!

Wish you all a lovely weekend ahead.

Ciao




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What is on your mind?

When i was much younger, i would sit with dad and mum in the sitting room. I would watch telly while they both did one thing or the other. Sometimes, mum will just lapse into some kind of silence and dad will ask her 'what's on your mind'? She will laugh and reply 'you really want to know'? That used to make me wonder? what could possibly be on her mind other than what she was doing? (thats what i used to think back then. what a naive little child i was)

As i grew older, i began to realize the awesomeness of the human mind. The way one can be doing one thing and thinking of like, 10 other things in the space of 1minute. How the mind can start from one little thing and move to very big (and dangerous things). Let me give an instance, one could start out thinking of what to have for lunch, it moves on to what was had for lunch yesterday, then to the girl that you met at the canteen when you went for lunch yesterday, then to the lovely shoes she was wearing which u remember thinking must have been gotten in the UK, then to that cousin in the UK who would have been able to buy you stuff if not for the fact that he has been caught and jailed for drug traffiking, then to the war on drugs and drug trafikking, then to the way naigirian drug trafikkers and been treated in malaysia, then to ....................................

All these in less than 1 minute ooo! Before you probably go back to what you want to eat for lunch.

On my way to work this morning, i stopped at a traffic light. as i waited for the light, a guy walked past me. He was wearing this kind of trousers called 'fear the ground' (you know the kind abi? Those ones that are 2inchies short of where they ought to be) I almost burst out laughing in my seat. I started thinking - He is probably a muslim (cos i heard he staunch male muslims sew their trousers that way), then my thoughts strayed to people that kill in the name of islam, then to The Boko H kindred, then to Uncle Jay in Aso Rock, then to what it will be like to rule nigeria, then to which of my friends looks like a potential politician that might make it to a government house or higher, then to which contracts i would be able to execute. Thinking of contracts, i thought of the benin ore road.............................

Horns of drivers behind me shook me out of my mind marathon race!

So from an innocent guy's 'fear-the-ground' trousers, i had gone to aso rock and executed some contracts while never leaving my car.

The power of the mind.

Tell us your crazy mind marathons.

What is on your mind?

Ciao!

Really????

Hiiii! Hope you had a good weekend. The way weekends race past these days isnt really funny. You get back from work on friday and before you can say 'Robin Hood' its sunday night!!! And how i dont like sunday nights!
Anyhow sha, man must work so dat man must wack, abi?

Saw something on one of my mischevious friend's facebook wall and just couldnt stop laffing. I remember when i was in the Uni, guys actually used to pick quarrels with their babes when christmas or valentine was approaching! I remember one girl living in my off-campus compound. It was towards valentine day and she told me to watch, that her boyfriend made a habit of picking a fight with her when a celebration was on the way so as not to have to get her a gift (in her oppinion anyway). And that he always came for them to make up a few weeks after. Well, she said that that particular val's period, she wouldnt give into a fight no matter what he did. And mehn, did he try?? That period eh, na so so Stanley voice we dey hear for compound. Ini no just answer am. Every little thing, the guy will complain and yell, my babe just chill. Valentine's day, they exchanged gifts (cant remember what he bought for her though but i remember her saying it was worth the headache) the very next day, she picked a fight and broke up with him! Do me i do u abi? Very funny couple they were. Lost count of how  many times they broke up and made up.

So back to what i saw on my friend's wall.
Here goes:

For Single Guys Only
Here are few tips to have a Merry Xmas and make it to 2012 financially healthy.
1. Flee from Persons with feminine appearances, except thy Mum.
2. Thou shall not make up with Ex-Babes, avoid their calls, pleas from their Best Friends, Pastors, Imams, Parents especially their Mums.
3. Thou shall not smile to Ladies you meet in the Banks, Shopping Malls and other Public Places where money changes hands.
4. Thou shall not keep a straight face when in a public transport; Thou shall not laugh at jokes especially if told by a Feminine Personality beside you.
5. Thou shall not plead, run after or solicit to have her back if she walks away from you angrily...just believe in the saying
"Agaracha must come back".
6. For those whose girl friends are so smart not to pick up quarrels with you; hmmm...try the 'first to complain method'. Complain about every single thing you can think of, Boko-Haram, GEJ, EFCC, Salty Food, Pressure from work, Economy, Subsidy Removal, Missing Remote Control (hide it if you can). Something must get her upset to start an early Xmas quarrel.

So babes, watch out ooo! LOL


Wish you the best of the week. You guys take care.


Ciao!

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What is it with incest these days?

Mehn!!! Its everywhere! Father sleeping with daughter, brother sleeping with sister, uncle raping niece, mother sleeping with son!!!!

End times surely. Maybe it isnt just starting to happen. Maybe its been happening so much before now, maybe its the different information channels we have now that is blowing these incidences. But still, truth is, IT IS SO ABSURD AND WICKED!!!

I have close friends who have had very close encounters when they were much younger. The didnt say anything at all at the time till they were really grown up. Maybe thats the thing, those days, noone said a thing. Now, people are more aware and children speak up more (or rather, are forced to speak up).

I keep asking, how can one be sexually attracted to someone one gave birth to??????

Really beats me. God help us

This man, Phillip Micheal, a driver by profession has been jailed for 14 years for sleeping with his 12 year old daughter and getting her pregnant! Yeah, u heard right, 12 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER!!!

She has been delivered of a baby boy fathered by the very man who gave her life. So now, the man is the grand father of his son and the little girl is the mother of her brother. Strange life, very strange life. SMH