Monday 19 December 2011

Weeweechu - Go figure!

One beautiful December evening, Emeka and his girlfriend, Nwakaego were sitting by the side of the river. It was a romantic full moon evening, when Emeka said,
"Hey, asa nwa, let's do Weeweechu."
Oh no, not now, let's just look at the moon and kiss!" said Nwakaego.
Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Emeka begged.
"But I wanna just hold your hand, watch the moon and kiss you." replied Nwakaego.
Please, my nwa a na gba ticket ekiri (pretty babe that people buy ticket to look at), just once please, do Weeweechu with me."
Nwakaego looked at Emeka and said, "OK, just one time, we will do Weeweechu".
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Emeka grabbed his guitar and they both began to sing . . .
"Weeweechu a Mely Klistmas,
Weeweechu a Mely Klistmas,
Weeweechu a Mely Klistmas,
and a Happy New Year."
"WEEWEECHU" IS NOT WHAT YOU WERE THINKING WAS IT????  Tell us,truthfully, what you thought 'weeweechu' was.

Merry Christmas in advance and enjoy a Happy New Year

Wednesday 14 December 2011

Money cannot waste!

This xmas, All na d same.

U buy eggroll N150, I buy puff puff N15, boil one egg N30, all na N45... #MoneyCannotWaste.

U buy 5 alive N300, I buy orange +mango+pineapple N80 own get natural nutrient..

... Nepa cut ur light, U pay N2000 sharp sharp, I wait, call electrician for nite for N200 fix my wire back..

U buy milo, milk and sugar, I buy cowbell chocolate which already contains every...

U pay 5k go watch MI for show, I buy him cd N100, stay room play and sing along #MoneyCannotWaste

U dey chop pop corn of N1000 for silverbird cinema and I dey chop guguru & epa of N20 for house dey watch tv..shebi our mouth dey move, movie dey show! #MoneyCannotWaste

U buy red bull N300 to become active, I buy paraga N20, Am super active...mtcheww

U buy red wine, I buy zobo and add squadron, all ną red wine...

U fix 100k brazillian hair, I buy N3k xpression attachment, I fine pass you...n guys don't know d difference

U go club for VI, buy hennesey of 40k, Me go one joint, buy alomo N200..all na highness

U pay N50 to watch match in a viewing centre, I stand outside to watch d match all na d same..

You buy new xmas cloth, i wash my old one, iron am wel well with spray starch wear am on 25th with swagger - all na the same

Abeg Abeg!!!! I no fit shout!!!!=)) 


How are you all doing. You take care of yourselves for me oooo.


Monday 5 December 2011

How do you...........................?

Hello people, How was your weekend? Trust you guys had it well.
I dont know why but i am feeling like today is friday! Can you imagine? On a monday i am feeling like its a friday. Well, that goes to show that i have wound down for the year (sub-consciously). I just dey mark time dey wait for holiday to start.

I want you guys to help me out with some answers. The game can be summarized as 'How do you'?

Here goes:
  1. How do you tell that really pleasant girl that she has bad breath without hurting her feelings?
  2. How do you tell one of your male colleagues that he has body odour without hurting his feelings?
  3. How do you get back on track when a mighty belch just escapes you in the board room as you are about closing that your powerful presentation?
  4. How do you tell your boss that he has just lied without coming off as rude and risking getting fired?
  5. How do you tackle that chicken in your plate down to the bone without coming off as a hungry fellow?
  6. How do you dispel the smell of fart that jumped right out of you (silently) while you were in your colleagues air-conditioned car?
  7. How do you tell that new 'toaster' that you are sick of meeting stingy guys and that you hope he will be more generous without coming off as being materialistic? (and dont you even begin to tell me that that does not matter!)
  8. How do you tell that new boyfriend that passionate kissing does not mean he has to fill ur throat with his tongue (having you fight for breath) without making him feel inadequate?!
  9. How do you say 'You are a cunning bastard!' to that cunny bastard of a colleague who awaits every opportunity to drag you down and shine?
  10. How do you say 'Stop staring at my boobs' to that boss whose eye level never goes above your chest when he is talking to/with you?

So lets see how far you guys can help answer some questions of national importance

Friday 2 December 2011

Christmas in the air!

Its in the air. The thrill and excitement is brewing. The air is getting drier - the xmas way. People have started asking the 'will u be travelling' questions. Companies have started putting up decorations. People have started shopping.

Xmas truely is in the air.

Do people still buy 'christmas cloths'? I remember when i was little, my mum used to get our cloths by end of August/beginning of September in order to avoid the xmas shopping rush and the accompanying price hikes in goods. She will buy the cloths (about 2 or 3 different ones - 1 for xmas day, 1 for new year's day and, and 1 for any other sunday in between) and put them in a box above her wardrobe. Every weekend from then till xmas, we will bug her to bring down the box so we can look at our cloths again and bask in the euphoria of having new stuff. Thing is, we might have other new cloths bought along the line o, but that particular set that has been termed 'xmas cloths' have a different effect on us.

We also had christmas shoes,christmas, wrist watch, christmas sunglasses (those rubber multi colored ones), christmas pants etc. Everything we wear on the 25th December morning has gast to be new!

Mehn! It used to be so much fun. We usually travelled to the east around the 23rd of December and that part, we always looked forward to. I remember the kids in the village running after our car when we turn into the road leading to our compound shouting 'Uncle Lagos anota' (Lagos uncle is back) i will grin with pride and excitement. Then when we get to the compound, mumsie will make us all greet our cousins, uncles and aunties in ibo.

The fun of Christmas. I dont think there is any other holiday in the world that has this kind of air around it and the kind of excitement and buzz that Christmas generates.

I may not have 'Christmas cloths' anymore, but i still have the same excitement i used to have when i was little.

Christmas in the air!

Wish you all a lovely weekend ahead.