That didnt just happen!!!!
 
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Okay. 
Out with the boss, walking behind him when its noticed - an ant  crawling on his buttocks. Like a good person  (not wanting the  boss to get stung in the ass, even though he may deserve it) you try  hitting off the insect gently trying not to attract boss's attention. 
Just about to, boss suddenly stops so the distance of his ass to ur  hand is mis-judged and 'kpai!' u end up slapping boss hard on his  ass!!! He turns and gives u that 'you are dead!' look. You freeze, looking as stupid as is humanly possible 
Chei, wetin i wan do???
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
lwtmb...............apologise with a lot of errrmmmms and explain. he/she wont kill u.lol
ReplyDeletehahahahah, I agree with Luciano sha! just apologize and explain.
ReplyDeleteDamn,this is hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I`m seriously laughing out loud.. lol
ReplyDeleteLMFAO. too funny. just explain, im sure the boss will understand lol.
ReplyDeleteUna dey laff me abi? No wahala.lol. Anyway, i somehow managed not to burst into the most convulsive laughter u can imagine, kept myself looking as meek as possible and just mumbled a stupid sounding 'sorry sir'. Make im go siddon joor, if na im babe slap am for bum bum, shebi im go call am affection.
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